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"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

I've got lettuce, snow peas and radishes planted. Seeds. Next I'll plant beans, zucchini, leeks and chard. Plus tomatoes and basil. A lot of work for stuff no one wants to eat.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Bonsai competition.

'The time has come, Donald...your mother should go for the hidden support.'

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

"Thanks for taking care of my plant. You really don't need a 'green thumb', she isn't picky."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener

Plant Lady

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Allotment

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

The Garden

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'That plant food really works!'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"When will somebody cut the grass?"