Garden Caretaker T-Shirts

"This is my favorite photo of our autumn leaves."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

Biodiversity

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Mulch madness"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Not here, Fred.'

'Take me to your weeder!'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Essential work against Coronavirus

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted