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Football fan

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Allotment

Yardless: Please help

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

Biodiversity

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Mulch madness"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Must get a longer cable."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Extra Long-jump

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'Not here, Fred.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Turd golf...

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

Mask Autumn

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'