Groundkeeper T-Shirts

Extra Long-jump

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Yardless: Please help

Pointing.

Employee of the Month Parking

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Must get a longer cable."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

'I work at the airport.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

Mask Autumn

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Turd golf...

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

'Ben won a blue ribbon in a field trial. He hasn't been the same since.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'