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'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Pointing.

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Extra Long-jump

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

'Ben won a blue ribbon in a field trial. He hasn't been the same since.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'An indecisive pointer.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Humpty the Game Warden

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Poaching? You'll never catch me poaching. I always grill 'em!'

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

A huntsman and his hounds.

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

Dead cupid

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

Ground Game!