Galaxy Gatekeeper T-Shirts

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"All we have left is standing room only."

Gates of heaven

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'Location, location, location.'

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

Heaven Security Checks.

'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

Julia Childs combats a growing rabbit population

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

BEWARE OF THE GOD.

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

Troops Deployed To An Alien Planet

Beware Of The Hog...

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"Trump has his finger on the button..."

Don't worry, you're fine - I'm just having with a latch. A-1 Gate Repair.

"It's a no-go area."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

"You had the most toys but you didn't win."