Galaxy Gatekeeper Pillows

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"All we have left is standing room only."

Gates of heaven

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'Location, location, location.'

Heaven Security Checks.

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

'Do you have a reservation?'

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

BEWARE OF THE GOD.

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

Troops Deployed To An Alien Planet

Beware Of The Hog...

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"Trump has his finger on the button..."

"It's a no-go area."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

"You had the most toys but you didn't win."

St Peter shaving the heads of angels