Gatekeeper Quirk Pillows

'Where in heavens did I leave that key???'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

Heaven Security Checks.

'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

Julia Childs combats a growing rabbit population

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

"Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again."

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

Beware Of The Hog...

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."

'Wow, you actually suck worse than I do.'

Don't worry, you're fine - I'm just having with a latch. A-1 Gate Repair.

"It's a no-go area."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

Just my luck. Someone moved Heaven and Earth.

I can't see him - can I take a message?

Welcome to Flower Ridge - Traditional values strictly enforced.