Office Gatekeeper Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"I'd rather be at the office."

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

Reluctant Directorship.

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"Bob, it's about your branding."

"I like this new sales associate. He's so eager and positive."