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"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Pointing.

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

'Ben won a blue ribbon in a field trial. He hasn't been the same since.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'An indecisive pointer.'

Humpty the Game Warden

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Poaching? You'll never catch me poaching. I always grill 'em!'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

A huntsman and his hounds.

'Location, location, location.'

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

The Perils of Hunting

Ground Game!

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."