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"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Pointing.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

'Ben won a blue ribbon in a field trial. He hasn't been the same since.'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'An indecisive pointer.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Humpty the Game Warden

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'Poaching? You'll never catch me poaching. I always grill 'em!'

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

A huntsman and his hounds.

'Location, location, location.'

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

Ground Game!

The Perils of Hunting

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

Dead cupid