Heavenly Gatekeeper T-Shirts

"You had the most toys but you didn't win."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Gates of heaven

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Location, location, location.'

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

BEWARE OF THE GOD.

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

Beware Of The Hog...

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

"It's a no-go area."