Gatekeeper's Guide T-Shirts

'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

Heaven Security Checks.

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

Julia Childs combats a growing rabbit population

'Do you have a reservation?'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

Freedom of information

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

Beware Of The Hog...

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."

Don't worry, you're fine - I'm just having with a latch. A-1 Gate Repair.

"It's a no-go area."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

"Let me speak to the CEO's secretary. She's in the know."

'The only difference between you and me, Flanders, is that I read the homework before I ate it.'

Gateway to Mr. Beck

I can't see him - can I take a message?

Welcome to Flower Ridge - Traditional values strictly enforced.