Gatekeeper's Guide Prints

"All we have left is standing room only."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

Heaven Security Checks.

'Do you have a reservation?'

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

Beware Of The Hog...

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

Freedom of information

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."

"Let me speak to the CEO's secretary. She's in the know."

"It's a no-go area."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

'The only difference between you and me, Flanders, is that I read the homework before I ate it.'

Gateway to Mr. Beck

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

I can't see him - can I take a message?

Welcome to Flower Ridge - Traditional values strictly enforced.