Gatekeeper Prints

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Pointing.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Extra Long-jump

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

'Ben won a blue ribbon in a field trial. He hasn't been the same since.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'An indecisive pointer.'

Humpty the Game Warden

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Poaching? You'll never catch me poaching. I always grill 'em!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

A huntsman and his hounds.

Dead cupid

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'