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"All we have left is standing room only."

"It's a no-go area."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Location, location, location.'

Heaven Security Checks.

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

'Oh, yes-he popped the question alright-'Who's gonna win the cup?'

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

'Do you have a reservation?'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

BEWARE OF THE GOD.

Beware Of The Hog...

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

"You had the most toys but you didn't win."

I can't see him - can I take a message?

Welcome to Flower Ridge - Traditional values strictly enforced.

"Butt out, Buster! Who the hell do you think you are-Jimmy Carter?"