Gatekeeper Dreamer T-Shirts

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Penalty

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'I guess there'll always be a gap between science and technology.'

'Location, location, location.'

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

Tick tock! Tick tock! Brringgg!

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

Heaven Security Checks.

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'

'Yeah, Saint Peter here. I locked myself out again.'

If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be? I'd totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body. That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000. Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he's concerned about his mortality. You answer should have been nothing. That alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy. I think I'd rather wait for the 7000-S. Stop it.

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

"Where's my jet pack? They promised us jet packs."

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."