Gatekeeper Dreamer Mugs

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"All we have left is standing room only."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

Penalty

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'I guess there'll always be a gap between science and technology.'

'Location, location, location.'

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

Heaven Security Checks.

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

'Do you have a reservation?'

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

"Where's my jet pack? They promised us jet packs."

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

BEWARE OF THE GOD.