Office Gatekeeper T-Shirts

I can't see him - can I take a message?

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

Extra Long-jump

"So I can eat better here at work."

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

'To survive in the Pilot-Fish Business, you have to remember not to argue with the Boss...'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

'Strategic plan B: we chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

Visiting the Opera

"Alright, settle down! Settle down!"

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'

'Do you have a reservation?'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

Julia Childs combats a growing rabbit population

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"Sorry—just thinking out loud."

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

violence in the workplace

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

Freedom of information

"Guys, quit it, or we’re all going to end up in sensitivity training!"

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."