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Gateway to Mr. Beck

Yardless: Please help

"All we have left is standing room only."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Must get a longer cable."

Hair Traffic control.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Extra Long-jump

Beware of the Undergrowth.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Mask Autumn

Turd golf...

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

Fishing without a license.

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

"Yes!"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Our job is to moisten the grass every morning. It's called "dew process."

No Croquet

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete