Appointment Gatekeeper Mugs

Gateway to Mr. Beck

Yardless: Please help

"All we have left is standing room only."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Must get a longer cable."

Hair Traffic control.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Extra Long-jump

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Turd golf...

Mask Autumn

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

Fishing without a license.

"Yes!"

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

No Croquet

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

The Gardener's Calendar: February - This is often a wet month so spike your lawns all over to improve drainage.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."