Grounds Keeper T-Shirts

Grounds keeper waiting with a brush for the last leaf to fall from a tree

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Yardless: Please help

Pointing.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Must get a longer cable."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Extra Long-jump

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

Mask Autumn

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Turd golf...

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

'Ben won a blue ribbon in a field trial. He hasn't been the same since.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'