Grounds Keeper Gifts

Grounds keeper waiting with a brush for the last leaf to fall from a tree

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Yardless: Please help

Pointing.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Must get a longer cable."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Extra Long-jump

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Mask Autumn

Turd golf...

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

'Ben won a blue ribbon in a field trial. He hasn't been the same since.'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."