Groundsman Gifts

"How could she do it, the poor groundsman's spent months getting this wicket right."

Football Pitch Line Markings.

Rough game last night, then?

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Employee of the Month Parking

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Must get a longer cable."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Extra Long-jump

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'I work at the airport.'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Mask Autumn

Turd golf...

Soldier and wife with a baby

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

"Yes!"

Fishing without a license.

American Airlines Files Bankruptcy

A Late Bloomer.