Groundsman Gifts

"How could she do it, the poor groundsman's spent months getting this wicket right."

Football Pitch Line Markings.

Rough game last night, then?

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Employee of the Month Parking

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Must get a longer cable."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Extra Long-jump

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'I work at the airport.'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Soldier and wife with a baby

Turd golf...

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Mask Autumn

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

American Airlines Files Bankruptcy

"Yes!"