Groundskeeper Gifts

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'He's right. We screwed up.'

'Nobody reads anymore.'

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

Swanking goal scorer churns up turf.

'When does the groundskeeper get back from vacation?'

"Must get a longer cable."

Clearing the castle's moat.

Man mowing grass, he's wearing ear protectors, statue is also wearing ear protectors.

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

'Notice to clear vegetation' hacks his way through garden using a machete.

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Yes!"

Fishing without a license.

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

Meanwhile back to the cricket. . .

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

Football Pitch Line Markings.

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"I'm really sorry, Mr. Thompson... it seems I got the chalk mixed up with the birdseed!"

'These late line calls are getting worse.'

Football strictly prohibited

Pack of dogs carrying bones invade golf course.

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

Tired Russian groundsman opens box of robot groundsmen from Canada

Fly Fisherman caught Game warden hat

101 uses of a dead cat: litter spike

Turfing the football field,

'This course has a bad gopher problem.'

'The contest to see who could throw the hardest escalated until they both burst into flames. Now my freshly manicured infield is ruined, thank you very much.'

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

A snowman shovels a sidewalk before a man gets there.

Sign, Keep off.

I intentionally misspelled 'Children'.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'