Garden Gatekeeper Gifts

Julia Childs combats a growing rabbit population

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Allotment

Yardless: Please help

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Must get a longer cable."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Extra Long-jump

Beware of the Undergrowth.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'Not here, Fred.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Mask Autumn

Turd golf...

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"