Garden Gatekeeper Pillows

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Allotment

Yardless: Please help

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

Bumble Bee

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Must get a longer cable."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Extra Long-jump

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Beware of the Undergrowth.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'Not here, Fred.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Turd golf...

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

Mask Autumn

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.