Garden Guardians Pillows

'Whoa, not so fast. Put on your Sneaker Stilts. We haven't cleaned up after the dog in weeks.'

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

"But is it Organic?"

"Can we strike a deal? We'll try not to keep up with you if you try not to keep up with us."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"It's trickle down."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Watering the garden gnome

Beware of the Lawn

'Not here, Fred.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

Forest Management

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'