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Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

"But is it Organic?"

"Can we strike a deal? We'll try not to keep up with you if you try not to keep up with us."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"It's trickle down."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Beware of the Lawn

Watering the garden gnome

'Not here, Fred.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Forest Management

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Deer Crossing.

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!