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Bumble Bee

Moles examine settlement development project.

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

"Remember dear - spiders are good for the garden; if you find one please don't harm it..."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'

Peeping Tom Husband Dragged Away By His Wife.

"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"

'I'm weary of this not-in-my-backyard mentality.'

'I could get you planning permission for a block of flats on your garden.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

I Told You To Compost It!

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Honey! Come quick and bring containers. The zucchini are running wild."

'Why can't he eat the ones in the garden like the other rabbits?'

Family scene and gnomes, "You're dad's not coping well with retirement"

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

"I dunno, I've been feeling kind of sluggish lately!"

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Hey! How about going easy on the carbs!'

'Normally I'd be optimistic that we could work out a little problem like this.'

'That reindeer's eating my sprouts!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

"Any sign of gophers?"

"Oh boy, I'm seriously dehydrated, I'm stuck: Get me a drink quick please..."

Bad Ant Joke

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

She's having a tantrum because I won't make the carrots grow faster.