Garden Guardian Gifts

Bumble Bee

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

Moles examine settlement development project.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

"Remember dear - spiders are good for the garden; if you find one please don't harm it..."

'I could get you planning permission for a block of flats on your garden.'

'I'm weary of this not-in-my-backyard mentality.'

Peeping Tom Husband Dragged Away By His Wife.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"

"I dunno, I've been feeling kind of sluggish lately!"

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

Family scene and gnomes, "You're dad's not coping well with retirement"

'Why can't he eat the ones in the garden like the other rabbits?'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'That reindeer's eating my sprouts!'

"Honey! Come quick and bring containers. The zucchini are running wild."

'Hey! How about going easy on the carbs!'

'Normally I'd be optimistic that we could work out a little problem like this.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"Oh boy, I'm seriously dehydrated, I'm stuck: Get me a drink quick please..."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

I Told You To Compost It!

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"These hostas are out of control!"

"Damn it! If it's not the squirrels getting into the bird feeder, it's old man Walters!"