Vegetable Garden Guardian Gifts

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Bumble Bee

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Biodiversity

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Watering the garden gnome

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!