Vegetable Gardener Gifts

'I think we're being stalked.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"I plant the kale back there to keep hipsters out of the good stuff!"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Night of the Living Veg

Monster Rabbit

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

Alternative Medicines

"Cabbage Patch"

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Their main complaint seems to be the brussel sprouts.'

'My doctor said eating carrots is good for my health.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Vegetables watch 'Roots' TV show.

'...Think we should lay off the genetically modified carrots?'

Animal rivalry.

'Apparently no one told Dracula that you can't get blood from a turnip.'

Science FAir. Vegetable Growth Rate. The winning entry studied how fast vegetables grow. "Clock the beet."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

The Environmentalist

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener attacked by plants.