Vegetable Garden Gifts

Watermelon Sharks

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Allotment

But is it organic?

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Advocado

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Steamed vegetables."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What are you eating now?'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Planting veggies

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'