Vegetable Gardening Gifts

The Perfect Garden.

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

'My wife and I will both be eating your garden this summer. We've become a two-career couple.'

Miracle Gro Compost.

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Gardening for Beginners - 'Hot water or cold?'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Pulling out Giant Carrot

'For goodness sake, it is NOT rat-poison: It's spinach!'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"Gosh,no wonder you're having problems with your vegetables,dad.Round cabbages next to pointed leeks is very bad Feng Shui!"

"Honey! Come quick and bring containers. The zucchini are running wild."

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

"Every damn potato's a freak."

'These aren't the rewards of the home gardener. These are vegetables!'

Gardening for Beginners

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'

'That reindeer's eating my sprouts!'

Herb garden

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"You've never planted a garden before, have you?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.