Vegetable Gardening Mugs

The Perfect Garden.

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

'My wife and I will both be eating your garden this summer. We've become a two-career couple.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

Miracle Gro Compost.

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Gardening for Beginners - 'Hot water or cold?'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Pulling out Giant Carrot

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'For goodness sake, it is NOT rat-poison: It's spinach!'

Gardening for Beginners

"Every damn potato's a freak."

The gardener is a vegetable lover but not a vegetarian.

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

"Gosh,no wonder you're having problems with your vegetables,dad.Round cabbages next to pointed leeks is very bad Feng Shui!"

Herb garden

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"...and our show 'Cooking with fresh ingredients' has been moved to next week."

"You've never planted a garden before, have you?"

'That reindeer's eating my sprouts!'

"Honey! Come quick and bring containers. The zucchini are running wild."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.