Growing Vegetables Mugs

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'looks like the lettuce is starting to bolt.'

'Stephen's down on the allotment, gathering in nature's bounty.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

But is it organic?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Advocado

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Steamed vegetables."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

The discovery of asparagus.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'What are you eating now?'