Vegetable Newbie Mugs

Prize vegetables.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The discovery of asparagus.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'What are you eating now?'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Better Not Squash.

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Cooking with Pierre

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Pea

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."