Vegetable Lover Mugs

Popeye Switches to Kale.

Teenage Vegetables

Our fruits and vegetables are pesticide free!

Mashed Potatoes.

37 Servings of Vegetables a Day!

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'...And now a special message from the Surgeon General... eat your vegetables.'

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

Lettuce 20p - "It's gone."

'You listen to me, toots! If anyone's going to garnish anyone's wages it's gonna be me. Do you hear me? I'm Parsley, for Pete's sake!'

Runner Bean...

I got some cauliflower for his brain, master.

asparagus tips...

Advocado

Mailbox of Plenty

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.

"My wife suggested I start wearing more layers."

"Aaaaugh! There's a leek in the ship!"

"Your drug test came back negative, and the lab requested that you cut back on the asparagus."

"I've been hearing good things about your salad bar."

Uni-corn, the lesser.

Carrot shortage goes on.

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

Pickled beets.

"Careful with that corn. It's a gateway food to other vegetables."

Vegetable Soup for the Soul

'Give your Mom a week, she'll get the hang of lunches again.'

"I want a new look."

An expecting Pea pod wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying PEA

"You've got an extra asparagus here."

Vegan Menu

'Oh, you poor man -- Here, have some carrot sticks!'

Crop Walk.

"Hey man, asparagus urinal is at the end!"

Pickled Beetroot