Vegetable Lover Pillows

Popeye Switches to Kale.

Teenage Vegetables

Mashed Potatoes.

Our fruits and vegetables are pesticide free!

37 Servings of Vegetables a Day!

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

'...And now a special message from the Surgeon General... eat your vegetables.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Pickled beets.

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

Carrot shortage goes on.

"I've been hearing good things about your salad bar."

Uni-corn, the lesser.

"Your drug test came back negative, and the lab requested that you cut back on the asparagus."

"My wife suggested I start wearing more layers."

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.

"Aaaaugh! There's a leek in the ship!"

Mailbox of Plenty

Advocado

asparagus tips...

Runner Bean...

'You listen to me, toots! If anyone's going to garnish anyone's wages it's gonna be me. Do you hear me? I'm Parsley, for Pete's sake!'

Pickled Beetroot

"Hey man, asparagus urinal is at the end!"

'Oh, you poor man -- Here, have some carrot sticks!'

Vegan Menu

"You've got an extra asparagus here."

An expecting Pea pod wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying PEA

"I want a new look."

'Give your Mom a week, she'll get the hang of lunches again.'

Vegetable Soup for the Soul

'Broccoli doesn't come from China! Eat it!'

Spring Onion

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"This is the 'Impossible Pumpkin'."