Vegetable Fanatic Pillows

Farmers Telemarket. That's right. Beans for just $.10 a carton. Ma'am, would you like a month's worth of corn absolutely free? We'll even switch your onions for you!

Free salad bar.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

Vegetarian Birds

"We're odd looking but just as good."

See you at the farmers market!

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'What are you eating now?'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Pea

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"