Fresh Veggie Fanatic Pillows

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

Vegetarian Birds

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

The discovery of asparagus.

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'What are you eating now?'

Planting veggies

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables