Homegrown Veggie Fanatic Pillows

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

Vegetarian Birds

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

At the market

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Pea

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Needs more kale.'