Veggie Enthusiast Pillows

'My child has an eating disorder. She likes vegetables.'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

It's a wind farm.

'Eat your vegetables, or you'll go mad like your father!'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Woman shops at extreme organic market.

'I feel so much healthier since we got this juicer.'

Condensed chef salad

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

Vegetarian Kebabs

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

'I want you to go vegetarian.'

"Oh, don't worry. I'm a vegetarian."

'We're going green? - You mean like BROCCOLI and stuff?'

Animal and Mineral.

Pulling out Giant Carrot

I shop locally!

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

"More salad?"

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

Farmer 'Get off my land!'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.'

"I don't remember any ten commandment, 'Thou shall eat thy vegetables'."

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Does your son have to eat all that horrible broccoli?'

"They're vegetables, Gerald, not dead plants."

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'

'These aren't the rewards of the home gardener. These are vegetables!'

"These iceberg lettuces are small" / "Global warming love."