Fresh Veggie Fanatic Prints

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Vegetarian Birds

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

See you at the farmers market!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'What are you eating now?'

Planting veggies

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables