Vegetable Grower Mugs

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

'I don't know what happened to the prize lettuces this year.'

'Just a minute, mom, Are you bringing in any fruits or vegetables,'

'I can't stand the noise. Why did I give up vegetable farming?'

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Ground Turkey Farm.

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Steamed vegetables."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Relax. They're just crows."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"