Vegetable Farming Mugs

Pests examine a sign directing them to crops.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"...lettuce pray."

Wordplay: Greens

'I'm sure this is a lot less stressful than management.'

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Prize vegetables.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Apples for sale

baby sweetcorn...

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Cow Pinatas

Lactose Intolerant

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!