Fruit And Vegetable Cultivation Mugs

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Prize vegetables.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Apples for sale

baby sweetcorn...

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Cow Pinatas

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Lactose Intolerant

Pumpkin patch

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Steak Ted?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Allotment

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry