Greenery Guardian Gifts

Escaping the Smog

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Biodiversity

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!