Green Guardians Gifts

Organic carrots being transported by truck - 'How many more miles is it?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's your turn, kid."

There is no planet B,

Forest Management

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

'You have no kids yet fret about our environmental future, while I have 4 kids and couldn't care less,'

"Your tests didn't come back, but your empty specimen bottle came back for recycling."

People! Keep Clean.

Car exhaust as a monster

TV program

'They're hiding phone masts everywhere.'

Save the tree.

'I just can't believe that Humans could have evolved from us...'

'He was saying something about the crisis of global warming. . . but then my ears froze.'

World Pollution

"We're phasing out coal and giving naughty children pamphlets on greener punishments alternatives."

Watered Down

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Monkey-artist

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).