Environmental Guardians Gifts

Gaza Crisis

Consumption vs. Strategy.

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Natural Disasters

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Smokey The Tree"

Just Stop Boil

Monkey-artist

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

There is No Planet C

Earth stove

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"AI"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."